So long, farewell, aufweidersen, goodbye

The ante has been upped. Spectacularly. Alex's mini donuts from our friend Paul should've given us a clue. But while we're still recovering from his well researched email, it's Aperitivo 3pm. We gather around gawking as Brent pours out the champagne, Paul's dainty canapés and mini desserts lurking lusciously in the background. Oh my. Lexi and I agree that we need to plan a joint exit to even compete with the Italian laced Kiwi, and Charlie's guilt offering of donuts meets with a ho-hum, you're gonna have to do better than this. Tim C is the next to retire from the field... he'd better have something good up his sleeve! At this rate, the team's going to look like a fat farm by the time the last one of us leaves.... and for the sake of posteritiy

CS Dictionary (not exhaustive)

Ash.A. v. to fashion ones self in the image of Brandon flowers.
Bassett.L v. foodie. 2. luney toonie
Blatt.J. 1. To be lead astray by dragons and illegal bird transporters (refer Poole.W.). 2. Beagle boy
Brake.S. n. Dragon. v. To make racially inappropriate comments
Brennan.J. Contradiction in terms - a. of australian lineage and b. allergic to beer
Bryan.M. Adv. Charmer of women and persuader of men.
Buehrsch.C. n. The mighty boosh 2. bringer of salty liquorice
Carnegie.T v. to be at one with your PC 2. sharepoint guru 3. to favour the "ehm" presupposition whilst verbally gesticulating
Charnaud.J. n. Jimmy C 2. New York afrikaans londoner stylee 3. coffee drinker (cadillac el-dorado driver)
Craig.G. v. To speak proper english. 2. innit
Creamer.M. n. E.P C&W CS C.R.E EMEA 2. Lanky Leader
Curtis.V. n. Genie of the numbers 2. Nemi 3. to use flashy animated icons in ones business communications
Dean.L. n. marketeer extraordinaire. 2. to 'perch' on office furniture
Deards.S. n. S-dog. 2. rhyme master d. 3. to be down with the C.R.E. 4. runner of dutch marathons.
Douetil.G. v. To sport a 'leighton buzz-cut'. 2. Bollard dodger (on occasion) 3. leader of the teenage mutant ninja douetils
Evans.B. adj. To be habitually harassed for sartorial misadventure
Glasson.S. v. to possess the practiced ability to tell real sangria from imitation
Gorman.N. adj. To fashion ones facial hair to the style common in the 70's
Gray.E. n.Miss Gray 2. Swift deliverer of catch-phases
Greenwood.K. adj. Krafty
Guha.A. adj. To consume ones own weight in brazil nuts weekly. 2. To drink tea without tea or milk or sugar
Gunthorp.G. n. The child. 2. Professional facebook stalker. 3. Baby dragon
Inglis.K. n. Data keith 2. Kool keith 3. scottish cyborg prototype from AT&T implanted to gather data
Jackson.S. To ensure that all malfunctions and subsequent repairations of electronic printing equipment are communicated immediately.
Jenkins.P. v. promoting happiness and joviality in a work place near you. 2. refer Wilson.S.
Knight.M. Black belt in mcramae 2. to experience significant delays in the procurement of electronic communications devices 3. Banker Boy (not of the barclays variety)
Leighton buzz cut. the practice of having ones hair cut by the local, poorly sighted butcher who also runs the post office, common in leighton buzzard.
Newcombe.P. n. Pasquale Nuke-em. 2. to practice spinning on an irregular basis
O'reilly.S. n. The Reverend Adj. James bond of corporate real estate.
Philbin.T. v. to conduct a presentation in the fashion of a gameshow. 2. king of schpeel
Poole.W. v.To illegally transport small colourful birds in ones undergarments. 2. to measure all drinks in pints.
Potenza.A. v. gucci coo coo poo poo
Powell.T. n. sport billy
Ray.N. v. The occupier conference serial killer nobody suspected
Reeves.T. v.closet reggae performer 2. ford model t, racey
Sedgeman.L. v. corporate lunch circuit goer 2. to practice embezzelment via company car allowance
Steel.J. prep. Man of... 2. Corporate squash fiend
Thiele.M. (dott.) adj. to be perpetually 'out of office' and portray ones self as such on microsoft outlook
Thorn.K. n. Nana. 2. Purveyor of fine whines 3. professional herder of cats (and saver of dogs)
Tillett.C. v. To sport a mankini at ones christmas party. 2. Mr. nice guy
Warwick.N. n. Festival ferrett
Winter.S. n. German boomerang
Wong.K. v. to coordinate ones working day with the prescision of a rolex watch. 2. The practice of drinking ones height in orange squash every two days.
Zotimova.A. n.Bond villain. 2. fashionista