Midnight adventure

What kind of non pre-pubescent switches on a laptop under the cover of darkness, desperately peering at the keyboard as she logs in surreptitiously in her own house – one where she resides alone? Lets ignore for the moment that while most women her age fall out of their negligees, our heroine does that to the accompanying yelp of nearly falling out of her bed in an ungainly attempt to snag the dongle. Yes, it is as bad as it sounds! I can also confirm that single handed typing under a duvet bathed in the eerie glow of a monitor is highly overrated by the 12 year olds...