Inevitable?

"Being logical is sooo last year dahling..... Why do things the obvious way?" Difficult to argue such a blindingly conspicious point, which explains why I have agreed to cook if I lose, against a massage if I emerge victorious. Except, now we no longer have the base premise of the bet agreed... but really, that would just be too obvious, wouldn't it dahlings? Almost as obvious as the smile on my face when I hear the words, you say it best, when you say nothing at all.....