Siiigh! Is there no pleasing the Gods of refrigeration?

Apparently, they are so pleased with my defrosting efforts, they have decided to reward me with the ultimate cooling, and have now turned the regular fridge bit into a frost free freezer. I now have a cup of frozen coconut milk, chocolate soufflé that can be turned upside down with nonchalance, a block of chicken curry you could build a house with, frozen raspberry bullets.... you get the rather refreshing and nippy drift, yes? No dead cat, but I do smell a conspiracy between the makers of MaMa Thai noodles, the restaurant association of Maida Vale and Al Jannat superstore.