The prodigal returns...

48 hours and I’m ready to swear to having been introduced to 0.0064% of the sub-10 year demographic that makes up our 1.3 billion. When did this happen….?! I shudder to think what an encounter with the prolific breeders would be like....
Nonetheless, an enclosed space with an absurd chronological spread from 17 weeks to 87 years, the thumpa thump of melody blaring from behind peculiarly coloured traffic lights that make you wish you had on blue eyeshadow and were badly dressed mingling with the screech of an errant brat, spontaneous hugs with ex-cohorts who seem to have embraced middle age with an unnecessarily exuberant vehemence, skewering recalcitrant kernels of corn that adorn a creative sheekh kebab while being able to look over the heads of 97.5% of the motley crew in 2" heels, is a surreal experience.

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