Dabbling....

...with some ideas for stories and the inspiration has been brought on by a healty dose of online lingerie shopping - never agree to receive newsletters!! they just hook you with the prettiest of babydolls you didn't really need and then offer you one for free!! You then spend 20 minutes scouring the site for that elusive £1 thong to get that free delivery, check all the specials, and suddenly wind up with being able to get free delivery twice over.....
First sexy undies, and now the tantalising aroma of pork loins wafting from the kitchen. Truly, there is nothing more satisfying that a happily dead pig, succulent with juices flowing, a touch of mango, apricot and coriander chutney, meandering ruminatively all over your palate...bliss. It really is too much to bear, so farewell..

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