...and you thought you'd heard it all. Collagen mascara? What exactly are we competing for these days? Is it to coyly entice men with a flutter, or to outlash other women? So does that mean your eyelashes now look like La Jolie's pout? Which then begs the question... is that an attractive thing? Will it send masses of men into a frenzy torn between wanting to nibble on your eyes and lips? Does collagen even work on hair?! Weren't they supposed to be dead cells, or am I just anatomically challenged? I have trouble with ordinary mascara (alright, so perhaps I'm not the most feminine of women to stride the planet in her size 6 1/2's) (a) they look fake (b) they do clump (c) one keeps mislaying the little comb that's used to rid one of the clumps (d) the other implements used frighten me (they look like something the Marquis de Sade would happily use - and i'm not using any M de Sade apparatus..well, not on my eyes anyway!) (e) they keep bumping into your lenses displacing your glasses from their precarious perch on a snub nose). And now they're brining on mascara on steroids?
I have a confession. It is entirely possible that my perilous mascara pas a deux is a direct result of my rather prolonged possession of it. Reliable, if somewhat horrified sources till me that a new tube should be bought at least 2-3 times a year....Ahem. Unfortuantely, my loyal persona has seen my relationship with my mascara last longer than my marriage. Didn't someone wise say older is better? Or was that just for single malts?
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