That's it!

No more red wine!! Dementia or no dementia, clearly my lack of skills goes beyond the mere physical - despite years of practice, not only can I NOT do the following:-
1. Raise an eyebrow
2. Wiggle my ears
3. Touch my nose with the tip of my tongue
4. Snarl with one side of my mouth
5. Roll my tongue (5 out of 5 people around me obligingly did just today!)
but, I also cannot drink red wine without getting utterly maudlin and weepy. There. I feel better now. Marginally. Now I'm just ticked off by my physical shortcomings.